Man Found in Jetway (covered in salad dressing) Was Only Wearing One SHOE!

Alone, "thick-tongued" and confused, a bewildered man -- unable to comprehend why he wouldn't be allowed on his flight-- was arrested. He was also covered in salad dressing. What type, we do not know. The bigger faux pas, however, even larger than being slathered in a condiment, was the fact that the silly man was only wearing ONE SHOE.

Wow. What is this world coming to? Honestly.