Nicolette Sheridan had sex with Michael Bolton?

Well, it HAD to have happened, based on the following report:

"Actress Nicollette Sheridan is pregnant with fiance Michael Bolton's baby, according to new reports.

"Friends claim the "Desperate Housewives" star, 43, is expecting her first child as she plans her wedding to the 54-year-old singer."

What a lucky kid. When s/he's 17, dad will be a strapping 71. They'll have so much to be able to relate to. Like, how come dad had this crappy hairstyle for so long: