Paris Hilton: Coming to the Aid of Binge Drinking Elephants Everywhere

After her brave stint in prison, Paris Hilton is using her powers of recovery for the benefit of those who look up to her most: pachyderms.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site."

Thank GAWD a celebrity of note finally stepped up to address this epidemic.