Universe to Peeping Toms: You've Stunted My Existence.

Nice. As if we already weren't killing ourselves with global warming, ozone depletion and oil spills. Now, because some scientists had to be all looky-looish, they may have gone and wrecked existence for the rest of us.

According to an article that will appear in New Scientist, "Prof. Krauss states that 'incredible as it seems, our detection of the dark energy may have reduced the life expectancy of the universe.'"

My paltry explanations cannot do it justice. Read the article. And maybe don't watch your kids so much while they sleep. Because, really... who knows what a little voyeurism can do?